The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 03, 2000
Transcript:
Thomas: Hello, may I speak to Chong Lee, please? Hey, Chong, this is Tom Dubois... oh, I'm pretty good... can't complain. How are you? Good... good... say, Chong, this may sound strange, but I was hoping you could settle a bet I made with a friend of mine. You consider Tiger Woods a fellow Asian-American, don't you? Yes, I'm being serious... what's so funny? Uh-huh... I guess... right... but his mother is... uh-huh, sure, I understand... thanks a lot. You can stop looking smug--that's just one person. It proves nothing! Huey: Ok, but you lost the bet, so you gotta go to work with my fistpick in your hair.