The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 28, 2007
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Huey: Grunting, barking rappers on MTV, a virtual "Aunt Jemima" on B.E.T., buffoons on UPN... I think I now officially hate everything... I'm sick of women singing about broke men, sick of men singing about loose women, sick of award shows, sick of name-brand clothes... From this moment forth I stand as the antithesis of black popular culture!! I am the anti-cool!! I hereby declare myself... ... A nerd!! Riley: Word?! You? A nerd?! Speaking of shockers, I just found out Wesley Snipes is black! Really! So is Isaac Hayes! And Ray Charles still can't see!! Can you believe it?! Wow... Huey is a nerd... Who woulda thought... Huey: (Sigh) far be it from me to begrudge someone the occasional sarcastic remark... Riley: Hey, I heard that Bill Clinton really loves the ladies... Huey: OK, don't press your luck!!