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The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 31, 2009
December 30, 2009
January 01, 2010
Transcript:
TV: Vice President Dick Cheney repeated his warnings that another terrorist attack on the United States is almost certain... But he reassured Americans not to be overly worried, adding... "There's absolutely no way they're gonna get me."
pbarnrob about 15 years ago
More chilling to think how he’s gonna ensure that!
(As in, “I don’t have to run faster than the bear, just faster than you!”)
MisngNOLA about 15 years ago
He’s armed. He doesn’t have to run at all, just change the load in his shotgun.
Potrzebie about 15 years ago
the man has one fatal flaw: microwave ovens!
longtimecomicsfan about 15 years ago
Don’t forget crucifixes and holy water! wouldn’t it be nice if DC could only stop pretending he’s still VP?
EllisD about 15 years ago
He’s right, he’s safe. I’m sure no terrorist would consider removing that thorn from our side.