Bo Nanas by John Kovaleski for January 17, 2010

A guy sees a sign on a restaurant that says “All you can eat for $10.” He thinks that’s a pretty good deal, so he goes in and has a serving, and then he asks the waiter for more, and the waiter says, “No, that’s it.” And the guy says, “But your sign says ‘All you can eat for $10.” And the waiter says, “Yeah, and that’s all you can eat for $10.” (Rimshot.)

Two guys go into a diner and the first one says to the waitress, “just a cup of coffee” and the second says, “Yeah, I’ll have coffee, too, and make sure the cup is clean.” So the waitress comes back with the coffee and says “Who was it wanted the clean cup?”