MythTickle by Justin Thompson for July 14, 2009

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    Sisyphos  over 15 years ago

    Ugh! Spider spit! (–Thinking of Lucy van Pelt and “dog germs!”) Is that “spitter” instead of “spinner”?

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    Joe_Minotaur  over 15 years ago

    Spider, spinner. Spitter, spatter.

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    legaleagle48  over 15 years ago

    Ah, bi-polar panda, you just don’t get it. In order to insult someone, you first have to make sure that your victim actually has feelings!

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 15 years ago

    Here’s silk in your eye!

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    bmonk  over 15 years ago

    Spitto, spittere, achtui, splattus!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 15 years ago

    What do you call a spider who catches bugs in her web but never a mate?

    A spinster.

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    stonehenge1951  over 15 years ago

    Attercop would be appropriate by both definitions: spider and ill-natured person.

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    BlueRaven  over 15 years ago

    Considering where the spinnerets are located, I think we have a clear case of altering the more anatomically accurate expression in exchange for PG sensibilities.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinneret_(spider)

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