Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 24, 2008

Yes, I remember those days with great fondness.

I like the helpfully labeled “Exorcism Kit.” You wouldn’t want to grab the “Plumbing Kit” or “Shaving Kit” as you race to an Exorcism.

And my, that puppy has quite the vocabulary! Rotifer, can you translate?

The trick is to not get so physical as to need therapy.

And I’m sure demon cats just love messin’ with you, too.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and get to watch demon cat rip that exorcist apart. I wonder if that demon cat is also responsible for ripping the words apart in these comments? That evil cat.

It Was a Dark and STORMY * Night

A musical by Jared Kushner

Starring DONALD COVFEFE ** as Father Scareum

ᴀʟsᴏ sᴛᴀʀʀɪɴɢ

Sᴛᴇᴘʜᴀɴɪᴇ Cʟɪғғᴏʀᴅ ᴀs Tʜᴇ Pᴏᴏʀ Dᴇᴍᴏɴ Pᴏssᴇssᴇᴅ Pᴜᴘᴘʏ

Mɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ Aᴠᴇɴᴇᴛᴛɪ ᴀs Tʜᴇ Dᴇᴍᴏɴ

* You see what I did there, @nighthawks?

** There too?

So where did Father Scareum get his handy dandy squirt gun? He better not have borrowed it from Cleo’s stash. Whatever would she do the next time the squirrels taunt her?

Stay tuned for the exciting climax. Same demon time. Same demon channel. (thankfully I do remember this)

You’d better watch out, mean exorcist, demon cats can be meaner!!!