Actually, racist, segregated cemetaries still exist in western North Carolina; my parents are buried in one of them. Parts of this great land are still narrow-minded, shallow and redneck. That’s why I live two time zones away from that ilk.
Now, if we can just set this epic dramatic masterpiece in a lavishly appointed mansion cast with a herd of talent-free self absorbed drunkards abusing four or more controlled and/or banned chemical substances, work in high powered gunfire and explosions, long drawn out high speed chase scenes preferably involving real cops, and throw in some gratuitous meaningless pornography, what we can’t make into a summer blockbuster will certainly qualify for reality television on five or six cable channels.
Edcole1961 over 15 years ago
That sounds like one of the sorriest plots I’ve ever heard.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
It sounds an awful lot like most of today’s plots.
ktfergus over 15 years ago
Don’t forget to add lots & lots of pointless CGI.
lewisbower over 15 years ago
Does PETA get a few lines?
BuzzDog over 15 years ago
Maybe the couple could get a reformed neo-Nazi skinhead to come in and channel a message to his ancestors, telling the ghosts that all is forgiven…
WhyCant1 over 15 years ago
Actually, racist, segregated cemetaries still exist in western North Carolina; my parents are buried in one of them. Parts of this great land are still narrow-minded, shallow and redneck. That’s why I live two time zones away from that ilk.
myyahoonowork over 15 years ago
As someone who is trying to put together a story I found this advice invaluable.
mrsullenbeauty over 15 years ago
How will this story ever work? Where are the super-powered mutants?
Susan Crites Premium Member over 15 years ago
I would totally pay to see this movie. Could we get Joss Whedon to write it?
4deerinmyyard over 15 years ago
Neon Nurse, great minds think alike. And so do ours.
olmon over 15 years ago
Great Story line - - Base it in Forks, WA so it will fit in with the ‘Twilight’ series - - -
covertrage over 15 years ago
Now, if we can just set this epic dramatic masterpiece in a lavishly appointed mansion cast with a herd of talent-free self absorbed drunkards abusing four or more controlled and/or banned chemical substances, work in high powered gunfire and explosions, long drawn out high speed chase scenes preferably involving real cops, and throw in some gratuitous meaningless pornography, what we can’t make into a summer blockbuster will certainly qualify for reality television on five or six cable channels.
StuStu2U over 15 years ago
But if you place it in Forks, the protagonists will have to chant “That’s All Right” 1000 times in Coast Salish.