One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for August 27, 2009

the kids needs serious thearapy !!!

No she doesn’t. She needs a pen and paper (or a computer) to write this down. She may have a future as a writer.

Mom has some material to work with in that regard as well. The stories she could tell.

Sounds a bit like my 3 year old granddaughter Aubrey, who while my daughter was trying to teach her the alphabet, was asked if she could think of something to draw that began with the letter “A”. She replied “Draw a princess” and my daughter said “But princess doesn’t start with an “A”. Aubrey then replied “No, but Aubrey does and I’m a princess.”

Cute. You could probably write a book.

Remember, Mom, you’re dealing with a princess that you and your husband kidnapped….

They didn’t kidnap her, they bought her for $38.

I guess Ruthie was a Blue Light Special. Most Princesses get sold for $50.

Now, was Mrs. Grundle ‘s first name Mandy? Or did Big Al like playing the field?