Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 23, 2009

she left her taser at home.

I’ll take the chipotle mango, please.

Let’s try all three!

or the new designer spray “Habanero Nights”?

No thanks pepper spray is not good–he’s allergic. Maybe some mace will work instead?

I prefer my pepper ground fresh in a Pepper Mill. “Just say when.”

“Do you have anything a little Cajun?” Reminds me of the old “Under Siege 2” Steven Seagal movie, where the bad guy takes the pepper spray away from Steven’s daughter, squirts it in his mouth, and licks his lips, telling her he likes this stuff. Now, THAT’S a BAD guy.

Thanks for asking, lady, but my doctor says I’m allergic to pepper.