Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 16, 2009

Think that’s bad. Try combining the two.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

There’s two things in this world that you do not have to be good at. golf and sex but there both fun…

But GOLF is still called, “A good walk, ruined!”

(Only thing that can ruin sex is when their spouse comes home early! - YIKES!)

It occurs to me that golf and sex are two things the world would be better off without.

Having a good stroke in both is helpful.

But having a stroke while doing either is not a good thing. And JRBJ you don’t have to do either one if you don’t want to. The only problem I have with Golf is how some people can’t just enjoy the game and take pleasure from trying to get better at their game. But those people are miserable with any sport they try.

Women want commitments and who wants to live with that, better to golf.

if i’m golfing, i don’t much care about the score. if i’m scoring, i don’t much care about the golf.

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i belive it was Bob Hope who claimed he played around 80. if it got any hotter, he didn’t play.

That sounds like a Bob Hope kind of joke.

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And it’s easier to throw your golf club that to toss a bowling ball.

Ah, but you can really get on a roll.

fesalazarsoto….. That’s a tough name to write,but one more time - Happy Independence Day!

SCREW MEXICO.

AH, I’ve enjoyed both but the secret is having big wood.

And yes, I don’t care to hear about the country to the south. They need to stay south and all will be well with all of us.