FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 10, 2007

Transcript:

Peter: Mom! Mom! Great news! Half the football team got caught cheating on their history tests! The coach is kicking them all off the squad! Both quarterbacks, even! Gone! Adios! This is great! Andy: It's sad and depressing, Pete. I wouldn't call it great. Peter: Are you kidding? Now I've got a chance to actually make the team. Andy: Make that sad, depressing and horrifying.