FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 12, 2008

Transcript:

Jason: Mom, I just found out I didn't win $10 million after all. Andy: I know, sweetie. I'm sorry. Jason: I thought for sure I had. I mean, the envelope said, "Jason Fox is our next $10 million winner." Isn't that lying? Andy: They call it marketing. Jason: If you knew I didn't win, why didn't you tell me? Andy: You were so happy. I figured it couldn't hurt to let you think you were a millionaire for a few hours. Jason: Um... Andy: What do you mean by "um"? Paige: Mom, there's a hershey truck being backed into our driveway!