FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 09, 2008
May 08, 2008
May 10, 2008
Transcript:
Peter: So, Dad, I was thinking maybe I'd join the marines. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And become a vegan. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And start dating married women. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And have "666" tatted on my forehead. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And stay out an hour past my curfew tonight. Roger: Think again, mister. Peter: One of these days, his filter's going to fail. Paige: So, Daddy, I was thinking of changing my name to a semicolon. Roger: That's nice.
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 14 years ago
Peter-“I partake in neither the meat, nor the breast milk, nor the ovum of any creature with a face.”
dxjohncenacaz over 8 years ago
While Calvin already did this, I did laugh a LOT at Paige’s comment.