Heart of the City by Steenz for February 22, 2002

Transcript:

Man with beard: You see, Dean, this is the one true ring of the dark Lord Sauron! It must be destroyed to save middle-earth! Man with beard: You must travel through a sea of goblins and orcs, and cast the ring into the cracks of Mount Doom! Dean: Can't we just take it back to the store? I'm pretty sure I saw a receipt from Target in the box...Man with beard: Don't wuss out on me, kid.