Heart of the City by Steenz for January 29, 2006
Transcript:
Heart: I'm going to be the dog. Which piece do you want? Dean: I will be Darth Vader. Heart: Darth Vader? You can't be Darth Vader! Dean: Who says? There's nothing in the rules against using action figures. See, when you land on my properties I'll say, "it is useless to resist" or "don't make me destroy you!" Heart: Fine. Then I'm using my "Tae Kwon Do Karlie"! Bye-bye, Darth-y! Dean: Looks like Karlie wasn't counting on Darth's backup! Try building hotels during a withering tie-fighter laser barrage! Heart: Yeah, well it'll be kind of hard putting up little green houses under the hooves of "Ranson Mare"! Dean: Take that! Heart: A pox on you! Dean: Real estate is a tougher racket than I thought. Heart: I'd say we're naturals.
BronyInk almost 12 years ago
Looks a little like Pinkie Pie to me.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
How come Dean can use toys from real IPs like star wars, but Heart has to use stand-ins for Barbie and My Little Pony? Unless Karlie and Rainbow Mare are real IPs.
Azrael over 3 years ago
Hey, a game of Monotony that would have actually been fun.