Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 18, 2009

A large catapault, perhaps?

Just say you ‘like’ her. If she knows you at all, she will go into deep space herself.

A space shuttle?

When you find out, let me know too. I have a few I’d like to send.

Give her a computer.

Here’s a suggestion: find a good shrink!

May I suggest a Saturn V booster?

Ralph Kramden (The Honeymooners) knew the perfect way. Give him a call.

How about you just send her coupons to Taco Bell…

Let her alive!

I think an easier option would be for Calvin to take Suzie to the park on a clear night, and do Tbree’s idea from last week: http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2009/07/11/

Calvin & explosives…a scary thought.

A diwali firecracker rocket perhps! Either it will fly and explode or it fill go fissssss! Either way it will take Suzie away from poor Calvin.

Use the drain Calvin, she will go all the way to Long Beach.

Calvin + Explosives = Lio

What did Susie do this time Calvin?

Yukoner said, about 6 hours ago

Ralph Kramden (The Honeymooners) knew the perfect way. Give him a call.

one of these days Norton…….. thanks Yukoner :O)

Give Susie a ring. That worked for me

Yukoner - You beat me to it.

I wonder what Susie did to piss Clavin off this time?

Just sit tight Homeland Security should be there any second with some thoughts.

LOL, randy I thought the same thing. Isn’t it sad that kids today can’t be like that without having some “mental” problems? I remember a friend’s 3 brothers always fighting. Someone always had a black eye or cut. Now days those kids would be in foster care and the parents locked up. Side note, those brothers, two are farmers, the other a doctor, NO mental problems they were just being kids!’

hummmm, maybe calvin could let me borrow some of those explosives, it would “cure” my dodge

I bet he’s trying to get rid of Roslyn - must have found out his folks are going out for the evening. Mind you, if Roslyn finds out he actually managed to get the explosives, she may use them instead. Calvin had better rethink this plan!

A call that now days would have had the FBI knocking on Calvins’ parents’ door…

:^)lol

What if Hobbes gets his hands on this .I think explosives are too dangerous in your household Calvin

He didn’t have any luck finding a flamethrower for sale either…

Help! can anyone tell me how to make a word show up in bold type? Thanks all, Fenyugreek T. lll

Do it with two asterisks ** on both sides of your chosen word/line and THIS will become THIS …………….

ps: Welcome back, TB III—folks missed yer comments.

Fenyugreek Tubbsbott… It’s the magic asterisks. 1 * imediately before and after a word, puts it into italics, and 2 ** right before and after a word puts it into bold type. It will not work with words of only two letters. italics bold

macushlalondra macushlalondra macushlalondra

Yeah, it is sad that now a days, if a kid says this kind of stuff , they put him/her into alternative school, after expelling them, or calling the child protective services on their parents.

Love the comments - almost better than the strip. Yukoner I remember “the Honeymooners” well. Thanks for the memories.

jukeofurl: Uhh no, the solution is to invite her to a nice dinner and sneak some Habanero juice on her food. If she isn’t launched into space she’ll chase you down the block =)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habanero

I had to try three asterisks.

*and four…*

Invite her to a Star Trek shooting and fumble her somewhere in their spaceship…

Hey PMedGuy716 It’s CALVIN Clavin is the postman in Cheers

I identify with this strip so much at the moment its scary.

Look out unknown girl

Reality TV!

Ahhh, young love.

An order of revenge to go! :D

Madrick69 said, “Ahhh, young love.” —————————– I agree with you, Madrick. I suspect Calvin has a mild crush on Susie. He just tries to hide it by being weird around Susie. And if that gets a rise out of her, it encourages Calvin to be even weirder. Sigh The words of Bill Watterson, the creator of this great comic strip. Calvin and Hobbes. :-)