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Calvin, I canāt decide. Either you are going to grow up to become a great something or another, or spend most of your life in jail. It scares me to think about what its gonna be
Ice water thrown in his face is a remarkable way to delay this until his teen years. Then I have another methodā¦Iām a dad who stayed a step ahead ācause Iāve been there, done that. (My poor Dad)
Skip the sneer, Calvin - go for the SMIRK! Itās even more infuriating to parents, while attracting the bad-girl types. (Or so Tony Stark tells me ā¦)
Rise22, just the flags of my state and my country. No hidden meanings. Iād use something funny if I knew how to do it, but my computer skills are pathetic.
Calvin, I know itās natural to wish yourself older than you really are when youāre this young but soon enough, the years will go whizzing by and youāll wish you could roll back the hands of time and be this young again, when all the real cares of the world are handled by the grown-ups while you happily play Calvinball with your best buddy, Hobbes!
Hey atleast youāve gotta give him points for planning ahead. I had a friend that would make that face and he would make tsk and snorting sounds while saying things like, āNo I donāt think Iād do that, I donāt think it would be prudent!ā He got me through High School when things got boring or tense especially during Health class!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Sounds about right from this view point!
GāMorning, Mike, Marg & Grog!
Tineli over 14 years ago
Good idea, Calvin. Good morning, everybody!
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
I thought his sneer looked more like constipation.
rentier over 14 years ago
Wonderful awful!
linsonl over 14 years ago
Calvin, I canāt decide. Either you are going to grow up to become a great something or another, or spend most of your life in jail. It scares me to think about what its gonna be
kreole over 14 years ago
Ice water thrown in his face is a remarkable way to delay this until his teen years. Then I have another methodā¦Iām a dad who stayed a step ahead ācause Iāve been there, done that. (My poor Dad)
SWEETBILL over 14 years ago
Gee Calvin, Like it when you count in dog yearsā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
moronbis over 14 years ago
Is he trying to be French?
rayannina over 14 years ago
Skip the sneer, Calvin - go for the SMIRK! Itās even more infuriating to parents, while attracting the bad-girl types. (Or so Tony Stark tells me ā¦)
va_cours_vole over 14 years ago
What is the problem to be French ?
taker48 over 14 years ago
Is he really getting ready to sneeze or, am I crazy, donāt answer that, bye
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Remember Calvin, black and white. Your right, old farts are wrong.
Sandfan over 14 years ago
Sneer? Calvin donāt need no stinkinā sneer to be an unbearable burden at any social occasion.
twj0729 over 14 years ago
Thatās the same look Calvin has when a booger freezes in his nose!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I have to agree with ejcapulet.
Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ā Lonewolfā
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Thatās my expression when I see these spammers!
micalk over 14 years ago
heāll be lucky to live so longā¦
me: some stupid remark using the word āPig!ā Officer: āHow old are you, kid?ā me: āFifteen.ā Officer: āWant to live to see sixteen?ā
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Love that sneer!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Alcohol allows me to be an unbearable burden at any social occasion.
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
Iām a little confusedā¦ Which would be more appropriate to say here? Iāve heard that before or Iāve seen that before?
Rise22 over 14 years ago
sandfan, exactly what does your avatar mean?
Comic-Nut over 14 years ago
ejcapulet; LMAO . You are so right. I just remembered my last BM ā¦ LOL.
Sandfan over 14 years ago
Rise22, just the flags of my state and my country. No hidden meanings. Iād use something funny if I knew how to do it, but my computer skills are pathetic.
gofinsc over 14 years ago
New jorer spam. One hit. NEXT!!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hi, Gweedo!
Make it three!
Frankr over 14 years ago
three
bmonk over 14 years ago
Five! Noāfour! Noāfive!
WallyCuppaJoe over 14 years ago
5 or 6 I donāt know but my armās tired from all the flagging.
dahawk over 14 years ago
And you flaggers took up more space than the spam did, so I flagged you also. Flag āem and STFU!
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
Calvin, I know itās natural to wish yourself older than you really are when youāre this young but soon enough, the years will go whizzing by and youāll wish you could roll back the hands of time and be this young again, when all the real cares of the world are handled by the grown-ups while you happily play Calvinball with your best buddy, Hobbes!
glitterygal07 over 14 years ago
Iām sure that he would do that sneer at weddings or baby showers.
ratlum over 14 years ago
Dont use that sneer around Susie or any other girls .
khpage over 14 years ago
The second panel shows Calvinās face at sixty years of ageā¦..
Rakkav over 14 years ago
It would be poetic justice if Calvinās face actually did freeze in that position.
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
Hey atleast youāve gotta give him points for planning ahead. I had a friend that would make that face and he would make tsk and snorting sounds while saying things like, āNo I donāt think Iād do that, I donāt think it would be prudent!ā He got me through High School when things got boring or tense especially during Health class!
moronbis over 14 years ago
No offense, vacoursvole.
sjoujke over 14 years ago
Calvinās expression pretty much sums up how I feel about the spammers on the site.