Calvin, I can’t decide. Either you are going to grow up to become a great something or another, or spend most of your life in jail. It scares me to think about what its gonna be
Ice water thrown in his face is a remarkable way to delay this until his teen years. Then I have another method…I’m a dad who stayed a step ahead ‘cause I’ve been there, done that. (My poor Dad)
Rise22, just the flags of my state and my country. No hidden meanings. I’d use something funny if I knew how to do it, but my computer skills are pathetic.
Calvin, I know it’s natural to wish yourself older than you really are when you’re this young but soon enough, the years will go whizzing by and you’ll wish you could roll back the hands of time and be this young again, when all the real cares of the world are handled by the grown-ups while you happily play Calvinball with your best buddy, Hobbes!
Hey atleast you’ve gotta give him points for planning ahead. I had a friend that would make that face and he would make tsk and snorting sounds while saying things like, “No I don’t think I’d do that, I don’t think it would be prudent!” He got me through High School when things got boring or tense especially during Health class!
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
Sounds about right from this view point!
G’Morning, Mike, Marg & Grog!
Tineli almost 14 years ago
Good idea, Calvin. Good morning, everybody!
ejcapulet almost 14 years ago
I thought his sneer looked more like constipation.
rentier almost 14 years ago
Wonderful awful!
linsonl almost 14 years ago
Calvin, I can’t decide. Either you are going to grow up to become a great something or another, or spend most of your life in jail. It scares me to think about what its gonna be
kreole almost 14 years ago
Ice water thrown in his face is a remarkable way to delay this until his teen years. Then I have another method…I’m a dad who stayed a step ahead ‘cause I’ve been there, done that. (My poor Dad)
SWEETBILL almost 14 years ago
Gee Calvin, Like it when you count in dog years………….
moronbis almost 14 years ago
Is he trying to be French?
rayannina almost 14 years ago
Skip the sneer, Calvin - go for the SMIRK! It’s even more infuriating to parents, while attracting the bad-girl types. (Or so Tony Stark tells me …)
va_cours_vole almost 14 years ago
What is the problem to be French ?
taker48 almost 14 years ago
Is he really getting ready to sneeze or, am I crazy, don’t answer that, bye
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Remember Calvin, black and white. Your right, old farts are wrong.
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
Sneer? Calvin don’t need no stinkin’ sneer to be an unbearable burden at any social occasion.
twj0729 almost 14 years ago
That’s the same look Calvin has when a booger freezes in his nose!
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I have to agree with ejcapulet.
Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
That’s my expression when I see these spammers!
micalk almost 14 years ago
he’ll be lucky to live so long…
me: some stupid remark using the word “Pig!” Officer: “How old are you, kid?” me: “Fifteen.” Officer: “Want to live to see sixteen?”
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Love that sneer!
cleokaya almost 14 years ago
Alcohol allows me to be an unbearable burden at any social occasion.
Trainwreck_1 almost 14 years ago
I’m a little confused… Which would be more appropriate to say here? I’ve heard that before or I’ve seen that before?
Rise22 almost 14 years ago
sandfan, exactly what does your avatar mean?
Comic-Nut almost 14 years ago
ejcapulet; LMAO . You are so right. I just remembered my last BM … LOL.
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
Rise22, just the flags of my state and my country. No hidden meanings. I’d use something funny if I knew how to do it, but my computer skills are pathetic.
gofinsc almost 14 years ago
New jorer spam. One hit. NEXT!!
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
Hi, Gweedo!
Make it three!
Frankr almost 14 years ago
three
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Five! No–four! No–five!
WallyCuppaJoe almost 14 years ago
5 or 6 I don’t know but my arm’s tired from all the flagging.
dahawk almost 14 years ago
And you flaggers took up more space than the spam did, so I flagged you also. Flag ‘em and STFU!
Gretchen's Mom almost 14 years ago
Calvin, I know it’s natural to wish yourself older than you really are when you’re this young but soon enough, the years will go whizzing by and you’ll wish you could roll back the hands of time and be this young again, when all the real cares of the world are handled by the grown-ups while you happily play Calvinball with your best buddy, Hobbes!
glitterygal07 almost 14 years ago
I’m sure that he would do that sneer at weddings or baby showers.
ratlum almost 14 years ago
Dont use that sneer around Susie or any other girls .
khpage almost 14 years ago
The second panel shows Calvin’s face at sixty years of age…..
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
It would be poetic justice if Calvin’s face actually did freeze in that position.
Dino-1 almost 14 years ago
Hey atleast you’ve gotta give him points for planning ahead. I had a friend that would make that face and he would make tsk and snorting sounds while saying things like, “No I don’t think I’d do that, I don’t think it would be prudent!” He got me through High School when things got boring or tense especially during Health class!
moronbis almost 14 years ago
No offense, vacoursvole.
sjoujke almost 14 years ago
Calvin’s expression pretty much sums up how I feel about the spammers on the site.