FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 16, 1996

Transcript:

Peter: You know, Denise, I really wish I had your willpower. I totally was Mr. Hormones tonight. It was like I couldn't even think about studying! I feel like such a loser. I wish I had your will-power...I wish I had your self-control...I wish I had your work ethic and integrity and all those things I don't have. Denise: But you do have them, in a way....you have me. Peter: What concerns me, though, is that you've got me.