FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 24, 1996

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Roger: Why the long face? Jason: Peter gave me his old magic set, but all the tricks in it are really lame. Look at this junk - cups and balls...sponge rabbits...a handkerchief that changes color...they call this magic?! Where's the fire?! Where are the tigers?! Where's the bed of spears I can dangle myself over while I try to get out of leg irons?! Roger: Dear, I take back all those jokes about your hair going gray. Jason: What I really need is a good strait-jacket.