FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 29, 1996

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Peter: Thanks, dude. Andy: Peter, be sure to tip him. Peter: Man, I don't think I could ever be a pizza delivery guy. Andy: Because of the break-neck driving? Because of the late hours? Because you'd have to knock on strange people's doors? Peter: Because I really like pizza. Andy: You ate all this between the front door and here?!