FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 10, 1996

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Jason: Mom, I need this computer. Andy: Oh? Jason: It's got parallel processors, mainframe speed, workstation graphics, and enough base ram to store the library of Congress. I mean, just look at these bench marks! Andy: Well, feel free to put it on your Christmas list. Jason: You misunderstand. I need it to process my Christmas list. Andy: Just remember that, whatever you write, Santa's only got two weeks left to read it.