FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 22, 1996

Transcript:

Paige: For me?! Why, Great-aunt Fertrude... ...You shouldn't have. Why Great-aunt Gertrude, what a lovely Christmas gift! Why, Great-aunt Gertrude, it's just what I wanted! Why, Great-aunt Gertrude, this is perfect! Just perfect! I'm never going to pull this off. Peter: I just tell her my tears are due to joy. Parent: Peter, when Aunt Gertrude comes, it'd be nice if you wore those knickers she gave you.