FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 11, 1997

Transcript:

Jason: Mom, I just found out I didn't win $10 million after all. Andy: I know, sweetie. I'm sorry. Jason: I thougth for sure I had. I mean, the envelope said, "Jason Fox is out next $10 million winner." Isn't that lying? Andy: They call it marketing. Jason: If you knew I didn't win, why didn't you tell me. Andy: You were so happy. I figured it couldn't hurt to let you think you were a millionare for a few hours. Jason: Um... Andy: What do you mean by "Um"? Paige: Mom, there's a Hershey truck backing into our driveway!