FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 14, 1997

Transcript:

Andy: You bought what? Roger: An ab-crusher 2000. you know, the one on TV. According to the infomercials, five minutes witht this baby will work my abs as much as doing 2000 traditional sit-ups. Andy: Roger, when in your life have you ever done one sit-up?? Roger: all the more reason to make up for lost time. Andy: Excuse me whil I go program 911 into our speed dialer. Roger: I figure I'll start out slowly. Maybe a half-hour a day.