FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 07, 1997
March 06, 1997
March 08, 1997
Transcript:
Peter: Hey, Dad, want me to mow the lawn this weekend? Roger: Um, no, thanks. Peter: Need help weeding the garden? Roger: Not really. Peter: Spreading grass seed? Roger: Not now. Peter: Putting sealer on the driveway? Roger: Nope. Peter: Well, can't say I didn't offer. Roger: That is true. Peter: The trick is knowing when to volunteer. Jason: Man, it's like a total blizzard out there!
CrazyWriter94 about 11 years ago
And knowing who you tell about it. Tell Mom, and she’ll say, “Thanks for offering, sweetie. Could you do that as soon as the weather warms up?” Evil plan = thwarted.
G and W about 3 years ago
true