FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 07, 1997

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Security guard: Excuse me, girls? I noticed you taking that CD out of your purse and returning it to the shelf back in that store. I can't tell you how glad I am that you chose to do that. ...Becuase I also noticed when you first slipped it into your purse. Paige: Not to be competitive, but I think my glad beats your glad. Guard: Understand we'd be having a very different conversation right now. Nicole: Would either of you happen to know CPR?