FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 20, 1998

Transcript:

Roger: Um, Jason? "Sports Chatter's" about to come on. Jason: Hee hee... I got the gatling gun. Roger: Jason? It's the week of the Super Bowl. Soaking up every pre-game detail is something of a tradition with me. Whaddya say? Can I watch the TV? Jason: Hee hee.. I got the fire darts! Roger: Son? Are you even listening? Jason: Hee hee... I got the fission bazooka! Roger: Darn it! Why won't this clicker work?! Jason: Hee hee... I got the batteries.