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FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 22, 1998
March 21, 1998
March 23, 1998
Transcript:
Jason: Hee hee....brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Surprise, surprise. Hey, Paige, can I ask your opinion about something? Paige: Maybe, what? Jason: I'm signing up for this new Doomathon League on the internet, and I need to pick a pseudonym. I figure it's to my advantage to rattle my opponents as much as possible. So far, I'm considering, Jason_the_Slayer, Jason_the_Ripper, Jason_the_Annihilator, Jason_the_Destroyer...Jason_Savage, Jason_Rambo, Jason_Postal_Worker, Jason_Kevorkian, and Jason_Armageddon. Which of those seems scariest to you? Paige: I'd suggest something worse, like, Jason_is_your_little_brother. Or would they find that too chilling? Jason: Why do I even bother?
iFerrarifan over 13 years ago
Jason_Postal_Worker?
DiopticTurtle Premium Member over 12 years ago
In the 90’s there was a recurring incident where a postal worker would shoot up the post office he worked at. They nicknamed that sort of violent snap “Going postal”.
LieutenantCommanderData almost 11 years ago
Birds flew across the picture…again
crazyspirit16 over 6 years ago
How about Jason _lawyer
Quincy is my Spirit Animal about 6 years ago
lol Jason_Postal_Worker
The Ever-Convenient Object's Shopping Mall over 4 years ago
ELOO FLSKHU OLYHV
Team comics about 4 years ago
I want chiplets like Paige has.
PBS1! about 4 years ago
I like Jason_the_annihilator
kotlcforever over 1 year ago
i choose JASON_POSTAL_WORKER
UniEevee 11 months ago
Jake the ripper.