FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 23, 1998

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Paige: Peter, what the-? Peter: I've always wanted to see how I'd look with a goatee. Since I can't actually grow one yet, I figured I'd just try drawing one on my face with a pen. Makes me look rather sophisticated, don't you think? Paige: Maybe if you hadn't used blue ink. Peter: Ok, but apart from that...