FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 12, 1998
April 11, 1998
April 13, 1998
Transcript:
Peter: I like to start by nibbling on the feet. Jason: I prefer to chew off both of it's ears. Peter: Barbarian. Jason: Here, I'll extend my pinky. Andy: Boys, what do you think you're doing? Peter: Um, eating our chocolate Easter rabbits? Andy: I thought I made it clear last night - no candy until after church! Peter: But that's cruel! Jason: It's impossible! Andy: It's not impossible, your sister's upstairs getting ready to go as we speak, and her candy sits there untouched. Including, I should point out, her entire hollow chocolate rabbit. Peter: Hollow? Jason: These rabbits are solid. Andy: Paige, get down here! Peter: See, now at least with Jason and me, you get good old honest disobedience. Jason: My question is, when was she alone with that rabbit for more than 15 seconds?
LieutenantCommanderData over 10 years ago
Wow, I thought drilling two connected “pilot” holes and blowing hot air through one hole (allowing the air and chocolate to drip out the other side) using a 5 inch (calculated from hand size) needle attached to a modified hand-pump air compressor was beyond Paige’s love of chocolate…
Cats&bubbles123 about 10 years ago
Again, stop trying to sound so smart. You make think that WE think you’re SO smart, but really, we (at least I do) think you’re an airbag. It’s a comic, it doesn’t need to have solutions to the things that happen in it, they’re supposed to be funny, not realistic.
mcadwell over 8 years ago
Good job, LieutenantCommanderData
Darth Vitate over 7 years ago
We really didn’t need to know that
1800 over 3 years ago
I really don’t understand why people in older strips use separate comments to reply.