FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 06, 1998

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Paige: What happened to all your Bitty Babies? Andy: I had to sell them to a dealer here in town. Paige: Why?? I thought you were like totally goo-goo over them! Andy: I was. That's why I had to let them go. They deserved a better life than what I could offer: Days and nights locked up in a dark, impenetrable, prison-like steamer trunk. They need to be out...on beds, bookcases, shelves...bringing joy to all who see them! Paige: Couldn't you do that here? Andy: I tried it for 15 minutes. Jason: Quincy puked up another tag. Were you missing a "Slops the Pig"?