FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 13, 1998

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Jason and Marcus playing with toy soldiers: (Toy soldier:) These are my orders?! (Toy Soldier) And from what I hear, they come straight from the top. (Toy soldier) Who? The Secretary of War? The President? (Toy soldier) Some kid named Jason.) (Toy soldier) Ok, men, our mission is to save Private Ryan. (Toy soldier) What?! (Toy soldier) You heard me. (Toy soldier) No offense, Captain, but that's a suicide mission! (Toy soldier) Yeah, where's the logic in risking the eight of us to save the one of him?! (Toy soldier) We have our orders. And if carrying out those orders can get me back to my wife any faster well, gentlemen, that's good enough for me. (soldiers) The Captain's right! Let's save Private Ryan! Count me in! Me too! (Soldier) Ok, men, listen up - here's the plan. Jason: All right, now does everyone have a firm grip on the spatula? Marcus: Better hurry it up - your Dad's coming with the hot dogs.