FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 17, 1999
April 16, 1999
April 18, 1999
Transcript:
Morton Goldthwait: Don't feel bad about being stuck on the bench. Look at it the way I do--as an opportunity to study the game without the annoying distraction of having to play it. If you ask me, dugout duty is highly underrated. Coach: Goldthwait, get out here! You're batting cleanup! Let's go! Morton Goldthwait: Seriously, cheer up.
Lord Fluffernutter, Czar of the Universe about 4 years ago
Why is Morton on the team?
Extension Cord over 1 year ago
Hold up… he’s cleanup?! Does that mean he’s good? Idk,I don’t play baseball.