FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 30, 1999

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Coach: So you want to play quarterback, eh, Fox? Peter: Yessir. With all my heart and soul, sir. Coach: How far can you throw? Peter: Not very. Coach: How fast can you run? Peter: Not very. Coach: How are your leadership skills? Peter: Not so good. But I'll always give you my best, sir! 110 percent! And that's what really counts, right? Coach: Don't tell me you've bought into that bunk. Peter: It's all I've got, sir.