FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 05, 2000

Transcript:

Andy: So how was your stint on Jason's little game show? Roger: Don't get me started. It turns out the "I" in "I want to be a millionaire" refers to him, not the contestant. It's just his latest scheme to soak us for money. The only thing that got me out of hock was the lifeline. Andy: I'm surprised he even gave you one. Roger: You misunderstand. I offered him one. Jason: Mom, is there really such a thing as "justified braticide"?