FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 28, 2000

Transcript:

Andy: What movie are you going to see? Paige: "The Patriot." Andy: What?! Absolutely not! Paige, that movie is rated "R" for a reason! It's violent and bloody and full of sadistic cruelty I don't want you seeing at your age! No way! No how! Not a chance, young lady! Friend: I'd suggest "The Perfect Storm," but I think we just saw it. Paige: Complete with spray.