FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 22, 2001
Transcript:
Peter: Why are you two here? Paige: We were hoping to see "Shrek." You know, the movie playing in theater eight in 15 minutes. The one with the ogre and Princess Fiona and that nasty lord... Peter: Paige, I'm not letting you sneak in for free. Paige: ...Farquaad. Nicole: Half-price, then?
luckygal123 over 13 years ago
LOL!!!
tulip-lover over 10 years ago
Is it a mistake that Nicole’s hand is under Paige’s sleeve?
One Navy Seal about 4 years ago
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love’s first kiss. (laughs) Like that’s ever gonna happen. What a load of – (toilet flush)
Allstar – by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about hisday. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to goafter the ogre.NIGHT – NEAR SHREK’S HOMEMAN1Think it’s in there?MAN2All right. Let’s get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what thatthing can do to you?MAN3Yeah, it’ll grind your bones for it’sbread.Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.SHREKYes, well, actually, that would be agiant. Now, ogres, oh they’re much worse.They’ll make a suit from your freshlypeeled skin.MENNo!SHREKpetef over 3 years ago
the meme of the century… starting at the turn of the millenium
RObLOXIAN KiNG [R.C.C.W.C] about 3 years ago
Hi
wickarus about 3 years ago
my school is doing shrek the musical this year!! :D ill have to show our director this strip