FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 23, 2001

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Andy: Wouldn't it be easier to just be good? Jason: Yeah, right. Santa Claus (A) enters through chimmey (B) and spots Christmas cookies (C) pulling string causing watering can (D) to fill bucket (E) striking match (F) lighting fuse (G) to rocket (H) which flies into wind chimes (I) that sound like a phone ringing, causing a groggy Dad (J) to lift receiver (K) pulling string and kicking boot (L) waking iguana (M) who sees ponytail (N) to attack and runs on treadmill (O) which cranks generator (P) powering angelic halo light (Q) above sleeping Jason (R) encouraging Santa (A) to give him lots of presents (S).