FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 01, 2002

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Paige: Please, can I get a dog, Mom? Please? Please? Please? I promise I'll train it not to bark all night or soil the carpet or chew up the furniture or dig up your garden or shed fur all over the house! Please? I've always wanted a pet! What do you say? Jason: I can't believe Mom bought you this super-fancy fish tank. Paige: It's all in how you ask.