FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 20, 2003

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Roger: Dang. Stomping enough grapes to make wine is more work than I'd thought. Peter, go see if we have any grape juice in the cupboard. I'm sure it works just as well. Peter: Nope. Just some V-8. Roger: Keep looking. There must be something grape in that kitchen. Peter: Just so we're clear, it will be illegal for you to serve me this, right? Roger: Turn up the hairdryer. These popsicles are melting too slowly.