FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 24, 2004

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Peter: Hey, Jason, wanna help me with my spring training? Jason: Spring? It's still winter. Peter: Not according to professional baseball. Their spring trainng starts this week. And if I want to play like a major-leaguer, I need to train like a major-leaguer. Jason: Are you familiar with the expression "major-league idiot"? Peter: Feel around with your foot for a lump. That should be the pitcher's mound.