FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 23, 2004

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Jason: So when can I expect to see grandchildren? Paige: What?! Jason: My son tells me the two of you are planning to get married. Paige: We are not! Jason: Oh, dear. Did my little Quincywoo tell me a fib? Well, if the two of you want to canoodle in sin, that's your choice. Paige: The question is, will it be a sin when I kill you?!