FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 17, 2005

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Jason: I can't believe Eileen didn't give me a stupid Valentine's Day card! Peter: Did you give her one? Jason: Of course I did! I even wrote her a poem! "Roses are red, with stems of green, your breath smells bad, use more listerine." Peter: How strange she wouldn't return the courtesy. Jason: No kidding.