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Roger: What's this?
Peter: A how-to guide for carving turkey. I've noticed you having problems in the past, so I thought this might help.
Roger: I'm thinking you're the one with problems.
Peter: In fact, why not let me do the carving?
unknown... over 5 years ago
idiot
Random kid over 3 years ago
Or he could save and buy his own turkey.