FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 02, 2006

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Jason: So would you like to buy a cup of coffee? They're $1 each. Roger: A dollar?! Jason, this isn't funny anymore! I have to get ready for work! And I really, really, really need my morning coffee! Jason: Oh. Well, then for you I won't charge a dollar. Roger: Thank you. Jason: For you it'll be $5. Roger: Don't make me bean you, son.