FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 07, 2007
December 31, 2006
January 14, 2007
Transcript:
Marcus: As you study the runes, an angry netherdemon is summoned to the room. Jason: My wizard casts a spell of frozen wrath. Marcus: It misses. Jason: My ranger attacks with his sword of brutality. Marcus: He misses. Jason: My elf uses his bow of precision to shoot arrows of petrification. Marcus: No effect. Jason: Dang. Marcus: The netherdemon raises his ax and - Jason: Wait! My dwarf mentions that Paige Fox is looking for a boyfriend. Marcus: Smart move. The demon shrieks and teleports back to his nether dimension. Jason: How do kids without sisters survive this game? Paige: Or even kids WITH sister?
Pearlslover01 almost 12 years ago
Nether?THIS IS NOT MINECRAFT!
somnivore over 11 years ago
Minecraft did not invent that word.
Comigeek333 over 7 years ago
In Dungeons and Dragons THERE IS NO SWORD OF BRUTALITY!
The One follower over 3 years ago
this is the end.
Huxinator about 1 year ago
Full time comics must have been hard for bill to maintain. I am glad he has more time to do stuff that he probably wanted to do more than dis