FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 27, 2008

Transcript:

Peter: Jason, what are you doing now? Jason: I'm not Jason. I'm a quiet, untethered, intelligent, nomadic, clothing eater, earth-class. "Quinc-E" for short. I'm programmed to rid the world of trashy outfits. If you could fetch me your sister's favorite pink tank top, I will demonstrate. Oh, and if you see something that looks like an egg, let me know. Peter: Would that be your robot love interest? Jason: Um, no - Paige threatened to throw one at me. Paige: "Threat"? It was a promise!