Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 13, 2009

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    Llewellenbruce  about 15 years ago

    It’ll be her problem when she gets the house.

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    She didn’t say his HOUSE has termites, she said HE has termites. They’re probably in his wooden leg.

    He aughta take something for them.

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    Yukoner  about 15 years ago

    She can only help you with one. Choose quick.

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    wicky  about 15 years ago

    She has to be a duck to practice her quackery.

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    jrbj  about 15 years ago

    His wife ran off with the Orkin man, but he got rid of the termites before they left. It turned out to be a win, win situation all around.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  about 15 years ago

    His marriage is in trouble because he is wasting time and money on Madaam Krystobal instead of spending time with his wife! Duh! What a bird-brain! And, yes, seeing how they’re birds, she was just telling him what was on Roz’s menu for lunch.

    Fortune tellers - Telling you what you want to hear in exchange for your fortune.

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    Ushindi  about 15 years ago

    I’ve had marriage and I’ve had termites - I prefer the termites.

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