Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 14, 2009

Should that be “on” or “in” rye?

BALONEY? That ain’t the way I heard it!

How did I hear it? Not going to tell ya. Don’t wanta get flaged.

BULL-ony

Yes indeed “in” anything 3.2 and above .

Yesirree Bob and piled on very high…….

A pile of baloney on rye could apply to any politician. Why only name it after one of them?

thats not much of a sandwich

Or maybe that should be on “wry”. adjective not verb

I think it’s one heck of a sandwich - if you like bull-ony.

Not much of a senator

Yes, but make sure the Snowe is driven… . very far, like maybe the Saraha, where they don’t have any snow.

more like pure as the driven slush. That doesn’t drift but it manages to contaminate everything it touches

There are several hundred million who won’t be covered, so the snow-bull bill is still a fat lie as are all those behind it. Nuff said!

Agreed (on both the fried baloney and the insurance industry.)

clearly Belfry belongs to the party of ‘no’

More like a pile of bleeep on rye grass!

Just call it the Senator Sandwich. The Yellow Snowe is the free drink that comes with it as a combo meal. …or maybe the drink is kinda pink-o…

Yeah, someone who likes BULLoney would probably also like a government mandated health system that is rife with opportunities for graft, waste, HUGE bureaucracy, fraud, and Big Brother dictating your every moment. IT’S ONLY GOING TO MAKE THE PRESENT PROBLEMS EXPONENTIALLY WORSE BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW TO MANAGE HEALTH CARE!! The job of Government is to protect the people from enemies without and within - THAT’S IT!

Chek point

The sandwich is undoubtedly named after the local Senator for the same reasons local freeways are often named after local public figures. Gotta have a monument to them somewhere. :)

Come to think of it, since baloney (bologna) is typically made from both beef (there’s the “bull”) and pork (another side of politics), it’s a very apt meat for the sandwich.

In Sherman’s Lagoon we find something similar in the archives. Sherman (the great white shark) was hired as a hit man and his first victim was a politician. His geeky fish friend asked him afterward what “politician” tasted like. A hint of elephant? A dash of donkey? “Mostly baloney,” answered Sherman. :)

I really wish it actually WAS “‘Nuff said”! I would imagine I will still be reading the same rants over and over again though….

LMS (Laughed Myself Silly)

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Baloney is its own group in the new food pyramid, right?

Is there such a word as aftdictable?