Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 01, 2009

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    Sisyphos  about 15 years ago

    Right, Gary–especially when she’s hugging a sniper-rifle! Are you safe even in the house?!

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    She’s either really into Aquanet or she’s caught in a permanent zephyr.

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    alan.gurka  about 15 years ago

    Let’s see, where to go on this? So many ideas: as long as there aren’t any silver (or garlic laced) bullets in that rifle, Gary should be okay. Maybe she would have liked the doll…as a target! And, lastly, next, we’ll see her with a grenade or rocket launcher. She seems to be escalating in her private arms race.

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    COWBOY7  about 15 years ago

    Trade the doll in and get some bullet proof gear!

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    Digital Frog  about 15 years ago

    my bet is a laws rocket or bazooka next…

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    soulriderjack  about 15 years ago

    I’m stuck on the concept of Gary having a doll in the house …

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    bald  about 15 years ago

    the girl next door reminds me of my neighbors ex wife when she found out what he was really doing on those sales conferences

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    jpozenel  about 15 years ago

    Try a G.I. Joe.

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    Totalloser Premium Member about 15 years ago

    shouldn’t Gary only be worried if she has silver bullets?

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    deadheadzan  about 15 years ago

    Creepy little girl livens things up even more in Gary’s wacky neighborhood.

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    Dorian  about 15 years ago

    It would be DOUBLY creepy if the little girl-next-door (whose face has no expression) decided to accept the doll (whose face has over-abundant expression) and stood out in the yard with *it* instead.

    chills up and down spine!!

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Lio in drag?

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